In a note to us, UK artist Matt Burden said that he’s often gets “labelled with things like dark, weird, violent, perverse”. But only elderly folk, babies, and some people who can only be described as chumps would probably be scared off by Burden’s art. While super gritty at times, they’re always excellently composed, and frankly, they’re dark in a way that’s not so much scary as it is just downright surrealist cool. Okay, yeah, it’s true, there’s a lot of nude bodies and private parts, too, but you’re a big kid. You’ll manage, right?