Parenthetical Girls’ lead singer Zac Pennington is certainly a theatrical one. He boldly proves this by consistently capturing the attention of viewers, whether it be on stage during a performance or in this music video for “The Pornographer.”

Is the introductory warning a joke? Probably not. Follow Pennington from start to finish and zero to sixty in the 3:22 duration of this video, relying on facial expressions alone to, well, tell the tale. A tale. Some tale.